I have decided to throw caution to the wind and give up on expensive creams and lotions for my skin. I plan to only use water. Water is as natural as you can get. There are no harsh chemicals in water, and it's organic. I plan to collect water directly from melting glaciers in the North Pole. It won't be easy, mind you. Polar bears and Orcas abound and get kinda mad when you try to steal their precious ice. I plan to shoot as many polar bears as possible. After all, I wouldn't want them to attack me. I do plan to collect the water first so the blood from their dying carcasses do not pollute the pure water I will be using to clean my face. I have been told that seals are especially territorial, so I plan to put a stop to that at the source. How may you ask? I plan to club baby seals so they don't grow up to be big seals. I hear this was quite the fashionable thing to do in the late 80's. Since what's old is new again, clubbing baby seals will be just fine with me. As for moisturization, I plan to use the oil form whales I have butchered in the waters as my main source of moisturization. I don't plan on using anything else from the animal but I do wonder how whale carcasses washing up on beaches will limit the tourist trade. Meh. No matter to me. Beauty is my number one important thing. If I don't have my beauty I have nothing. That's also why I have invented a special device to suck the youth out of small children. Granted there are some side effects. One, for example is that the small children will perish in the process, but I plan to use orphans. It's not like anyone will miss them! In the long run I'll still be beautiful and we will be solving our world orphan problem at the same time. I think I'll probably get the Nobel Prize for this little invention of mine. Yes Indeedy! At the risk of not sounding humble I believe I will be the most beautiful woman in the world. Sure, there will be a pile of dead polar bears, baby seals, whales and orphans behind me, but It's better to look good than to feel good.
That all being said
APRIL FOOLS!
Jeesh. You didn't think I was serious did you?On to the poll!
1. Lip Of The Day? - Chanel Glossimer in Pagoda. Perfect warm reddish nude and sparkly!
2. Ever fell for an April Fools prank? - Not that I can recall. I think in this ear of political correctness and the litigious nature of our society people are afraid of little pranks.
3. Recent discovery from your existing stash? - Humm. I think it would have to be my Chanel Ombre D'Eau (Fluid iridescent shadow) I use these a lot on the weekends when I need to do my 5 minute face. they set quickly and wear all day!
4. Current Lemming? - Tarte The Real McCoy eye shadow. Long since discontinued but still attainable. I'm working on it.
5. You didn't really think I would kill orphans did you? - Wait. Don't answer that.
I almost believed you since people do do the water only thing but with acid rain and the ozone layer, I'm not too sure how pure the purist water is.
ReplyDelete1. Lip Of The Day?
Shiseido RD 514 lipstick. A sample from fatbottomdgrl (I've misspelled that)
2. Ever fell for an April Fools prank?
YES! And it was the most awful kind. Mean and malicious and I thought of an even meaner and malicious prank back, but didn't lower myself to this person's level.
3. Recent discovery from your existing stash?
The recent discovery is that I don't need half the blushes I have and I need to throw some out. Oh and MAC Magnetic Fields looks great in the crease with Innuendo on the lid.
4. Current Lemming?
Cargo Yukon which I lemmed then passed on. It's not a very strong lemming. More of a boredom lemming.
5. You didn't really think I would kill orphans did you?
Hmmmmmmm. Give me a few moments . . . ;)
1. Lip Of The Day? - I don't know what the proper name is but its the reformulated Guerlain Terracotta Gloss in 03.
ReplyDelete2. Ever fell for an April Fools prank? - I can't remember either which means I either didn't fall for one or I fell so hard I blocked it out. Who knows?
3. Recent discovery from your existing stash? - Guerlain Issima SOS serum. My fave Guerlain lady gave me a sample but I forgot about. Now I think I NEED the full size product.
4. Current Lemming? - See above. My skin was horrid and now its getting pretty good again thanks to Guerlain.
5. You didn't really think I would kill orphans did you? - Only if there are the ones from Russia. I think.
1. Lip Of The Day? - I ran out of the house without my lipstick, so it's Lipsyl balm today!
ReplyDelete2. Ever fell for an April Fools prank? - No, but I do have a tradition of telling my mother I'm pregnant on this day.
3. Recent discovery from your existing stash? - I'm using my ULTA shadows religiously right now. Many of them apply better than my MAC or Stila!
4. Current Lemming? - Oy. Dainty Mineralized blush, a bunch of the new MAC greasepaint sticks and pearlglide liners...most of the new Paul and Joe blushes...in other words, lots of things that I want, but I will not be buying.
5. You didn't really think I would kill orphans did you? - Sure, why not?
1. LOTD? Alba Cherry lip balm (boring!)
ReplyDelete2.Ever fell for an April Fools prank? Not yet!
3.Recent discovery from your existing stash? Benefit Thrrrob Blush...perfect.
4. Current Lemming? Lippman Waking Up In Vegas nail polish
5. You didn't really think I would kill orphans did you? LOL
Ha - how very Cruella DeVille of you!
ReplyDelete1. LOTD - MAC hover pencil/fresh salmon lipstick/Richer, Lusher Cremesheen glass.
2. Ever fell for an April Fool's Prank? I can't say that I ever had.
3. Recent discovery - Fyrinnae Pixie Epoxy. Thanks again Joey. Now I wonder what else I have hidden in the bottom of my makeup case!
4. Current Lemming? Never thought I'd say this but the Estee Lauder Aqua Flash liquid shadow. I never thought I'd obsess over EL anything. I also want my makeup done at a Guerlain counter because I have never tried the line and I know this will cause a very expensive discovery!
5. Get back to me on that question....
lolz. nicee tryyy
ReplyDelete1. Lip of the day: nothing, well maybe some honey from my grape nuts :P
2. Ever fell for an April Fools prank? yea, my best friend got me once. she is evil
3. Recent discovery from your existing stash? - ummm...i dont think my stash is big enough for me to rediscover things...at least not yet
4. Current lemming? lipgloss!! I have decided I need more lipgloss (even though i have a ton)
5. nahhh :P
Am I the only one who fell for an April Fool's Day prank? I can NOT believe that!
ReplyDelete1) Guerlain Rouge G Le Brilliant in B21 Bianca. Waited for a coupon to get this one and it was STILL too expensive.
ReplyDelete2) No, at least not recently. If it happened when I was a kid, I managed to block it out of my mind.
3) This is going to sound crazy, but...my eyelash curler. I only recently learned the importance of curling lashes.
4) Fyrinnae Pixie Epoxy. Funny how that already came up as a #3.
5) Nope! :)
1. Lip Of The Day? - mac russian red
ReplyDelete2. Ever fell for an April Fools prank? - yes, for a short while when i was young. it was a prank documentry programme on the bbc about how spagetti grows on trees and there are spagetti farmers. they did a whole documentry on this subject and aired it on april the first. and they never even said it was a prank at the end of it.
3. Recent discovery from your existing stash? - mac mercurial eyeshadow
4. Current Lemming? - fyrinnae arcane magic stuff...never tried it but read about it somewhere. also possibly models own stripey nail polish they just announced and cant wait to see whats in mac fabulous felines collection
5. You didn't really think I would kill orphans did you? -no comment
btw thers an april fool back at ya in simpleelegance #4
ReplyDeletejust didnt want u to go searchin lolz x
LOL oh dear, if somebody takes that seriously I'll be ever so amused XD
ReplyDelete1. Lip Of The Day?
Didn't go out today (being that it's Good Friday and everything is closed), so just some lip balm while I'm relaxing and bumming round the house.
2. Ever fell for an April Fools prank?
Not a legitimate prank, though I did fall for somebody's blog post today - Karen from MakeupandBeautyBlog's fake MAC partnership :P
I think it's been more amusing to see some bloggers attempting one and kinda failing XD I know that's mean, but it's just funny because it's so awkward. Yours was legit amusing though.
3. Recent discovery from your existing stash?
TKB Pops! I bought them from a repackager last year (didnt know they were a repackager then) and hated them for ages because I could NOT for the life of me get them to stick to my lids, but suddenly they've decided to work.
So I've literally been wearing a rainbow of colours on my eyes everyday for about a month now :D I'm even thinking of repurchasing them from a non-shady seller when I run out.
4. Current Lemming?
Sugarpill loose shadows! I regret not buying some when I placed my order from all the loose shadows, though my stash will thank me for it.
I also wanna get my hands on some Morgana Minerals lipsticks, they look wonderful.
5. You didn't really think I would kill orphans did you?
..............:P