
Hi all. I need a mini break for a few days, so I'm taking Friday and Monday off. I'll be back to posting about taupe eye shadows and purple nail polish on Tuesday! Have a beautiful weekend!




Don't let the bottle deceive you, this deep purple glitter packs quite a dark punch, the bottle, for some reason makes the polish look lighter than it is. The deep purple polish with glitters of Dark Purple, Light Purple, Pink, Red, Blue and Silver make this a densely pigmented glitter polish. Honestly I prefer to use a base coat of a dark purple creme under this glitter polish but in the pictures I have three coats of the glitter alone to make it opaque. The color is not as blue as the picture would lead you to believe. The glitter isn't as smooth as I would like, so a heavy coat of Seche top coat will hopefully smooth it out for you as it did for me.Wow, this wasn’t cheap Sephora brand makeup or tiny samples being given out - yay Sephora for being generous! This Bare Minerals set seemed pretty nice, actually; it contains two shades of Bare Minerals eyeshadow, a double-ended brush, and instructions on how to achieve Bare Escentuals’ supposed “signature” foiled eye.
Ok, let’s stop here and let Leslie Blodgett know that she did not invent the idea of foiling eyeshadow. Leslie, this wasn’t a novel makeup trick so please stop acting like it was. Makeup artists were wetting their eye shadow brushes for a more intensely shimmery, pigmented eye look before Bare Escentuals came around and decided to make money off of the idea. Thank you!
Anyway, I wasn’t really going to argue with this special. Granted, I had an absolutely terrible experience with Bare Minerals foundation back when I was 18 (I was incredibly allergic to it, and it really did a number on my skin), but I was willing to try the eyeshadows, especially for free. Well, almost free. I bought a $5 Sephora brand taupe eyeliner I had been wanting for some time in order to get the set.
Let me describe the eyeshadows: TAUPE!
Now, let me try to describe the eyeshadows in more than one word: Pretty taupe!
(I clearly fail at this.)
In all seriousness, these colors are much prettier in person than I expected them to be. I have to note that I did not suffer any allergic reactions to the products, which was very nice (and bizarre - what’s in the foundation, then, that ruined my skin?). I did have an issue foiling them. BE shadows become...pasty?...when wet. At least that’s what I found. For some reason, even just the tiniest drop of water made them extremely hard to work with. I’m wondering if I would have better luck applying them dry on my lids first, spraying my eye area lightly with MAC Fix +, and then reapplying the shadows. I have to remember to try that. So, I’ve just been using these shadows dry.
This set includes a decently handy instructions card (which I only read AFTER I tried the eyeshadows, silly me), a double-ended “Foil and Fuse” eye brush (I have no clue what this means, but one side is flat and synthetic like a MAC 249 but smaller, while the other side is a somewhat rough-feeling pointed natural bristle brush), Disco eye color, and Night Owl eye color.
Disco on left, Night Owl on right (same order for swatches down below)
Disco is described as a “lilac pearl glimmer”, and on my NC40/42 skintone it shows up as a slighly purple-toned silver taupe. It makes a very nice lid color, and it works well on top of Night Owl to create a different effect. However, it’s too light and frosty to work as a highlight (I tried blending it up to my brow bone and I looked too disco-ish). Night Owl is described as a “steel amethyst glimpse”, whatever the eff that means, and on my NC40/42 skintone it shows up as an absolutely gorgeous shimmery cool-toned plum-taupe. I am in loooove with this color. It works great in the crease, on the lid, as liner. I want to roll my body in it.
All in all, I’m really pleased with this! Sephora did an amazing job offering this kit as a freebie, and if you were unable to get this during the promotion, I would actually recommend purchasing it - or at the very least, purchase Night Owl.
I don’t usually post on the weekends, but I had a very beauty-full day yesterday that I felt warranted a post! I think I met literally one of the nicest and most generous counter managers ever, and I just really wanted to share my experience with you (because she was that awesome, and the lines she represented were ones I had never heard of before).
A work client told me about a good friend of hers who was the counter manager of Intelligent Nutrients and Nude Skincare at Barneys NY, and suggested that I should go visit her and check out the products. I had never heard of either line, and I love any excuse to go to Barneys, so I thought it’d make for a fun excursion. It ended up being very fun and informative.
Ko-Shin, the counter manager, was probably one of the nicest people I have ever met. It’s extremely rare to go to a makeup or skincare counter in Barneys and be treated so warmly! I explained that I was a beauty blogger sent by her friend to check out the lines, and Ko-Shin launched into a good 45-minute long explaination and demo of every single product in both lines. I’m not kidding. Every. Single. Product. Who does that? You usually have to prod a SA to help you at a counter, yet Ko-Shin went above and beyond to make sure I had a thorough understanding of why Intelligent Nutrients and Nude Skincare need to be noticed and promoted.
I’m going to give rundowns of both lines, and later in the next week I’ll give reviews of the products. Ko-Shin gave me samples of every product in the Nude Skincare line, and reviews of a few products from the Intelligent Nutrients line. I already have used the Intelligent Nutrients samples, and I am wowed by visible results after 1-2 uses!
Intelligent Nutrients is the creation of Horst M. Rechelbacher, the founder of Aveda. Not satisfied with his earlier efforts, Rechelbacher decided to create a beauty line that utilized 100% food-based and organic certified ingredients.The lines are USDA approved, cruelty-free, 97% organic - you can eat these products (although I’m not sure why you’d want to)! I was very impressed by the ingredient lists of the products - they are all free of sulfates, silicone, parabens, petrochemicals and synthetic fragrances! That’s pretty awesome. From this line, I received samples of the Certified Organic Anti-Aging Cleanser, the Certified Organic Anti-Aging Serum, the Certified Organic Anti-Aging Moisture, and the Certified Organic Hair and Scalp Treatment Oil. I’ve already used everything, and my intial thoughts are very positive ones!

Nude Skincare is the creation of Bryan Meehan (the guy who started the UK version of Whole Foods - Fresh & Wild) and Ali Hewson (Bono’s wife). Meehan was confused by his customers, who would by organic food but then go and buy non-organic skincare. They believed that an all-natural skincare product just wouldn’t be effective, so Meehan set out to create a line that would be both high-performance and natural. Nude skincare is formulated without parabens, sulphates, PEGs, TEA, DEA, propylene glycol, phthalates, GMO, mineral oil, or silicones. I think that’s pretty awesome! While at Barneys, Ko-Shin demonstrated most of the products on me - I was especially amazed by the Advanced Eye Complex.

I just want to re-emphasize how awesome Ko-Shin was. If you’re in the NYC area, or if you want to order from either of these lines, please call her at (212) 833-2508. Also, both lines will be having a facial event at Barneys in June! Intelligent Nutrients will be offering a free facial with the purchase of two products on June 3, and Nude will be offering facials with Joanna Czech (of Sava Spa!) on June 17, which is my birthday - I think you can guess what I’ll be doing that day! Call Ko-Shin if you're interested.

I think you’ve all heard me (and Elvira) wax poetic on the wonders of Kenzo before. In my eyes, Kenzo can do absolutely no wrong. From their fragrances to their KenzoKi skincare line, every item I have ever tried has smelled absolutely delicious and has worked as well as the company claims.
I am still quite enamored with the Marshmallow Mask I received a few months back; the smell is heavenly, but what really wows me is the effect the mask has on my skin. I glow. I look like I slept. Hell, I look like I had some great sex! Sadly, while the moisturizing effects of the mask last for days, the glowy appearance of my skin fades after a few hours. What’s a bunny to do?!
Well, I asked Kenzo if there was a skincare product in their KenzoKi line that would give me the glow I receive from the mask. I lucked out, because there is a facial moisturizer that gives a radiant glow: Cream with a Sheen! When I was sent FlowerbyKenzo La Cologne to review, I was also sent this cream to try (with a promise by Ashley, who at the time was Kenzo’s PR contact, that she used this every day and loved it and that I would love it too).
Cream with a Sheen promises to “moisturize intensely and catch the light;” there is a whole list of lovely-sounding ingredients, so I’ll list the ones that really caught my attention:
With all this fanciness thrown into the cream, I was more than excited to try it.
When I first opened the jar, I was really surprised. The cream is opalescent and pink-toned!
It reminded me a lot of MAC Strobe Cream, which is a product that I absolutely adore but always wished was more moisturizing. Of course, the cream smelled utterly divine. When I applied it on my skin, the opalescent pink-tone morphed into a gorgeous, subtle glow.
Yup, I looked like I had actually slept instead of staying out until 1am drinking on a weekday. All signs of my sleepless, hungover night disappeared. My skin was soft, too, softer than I expected. The best part was that the glow was visible through my foundation. Score, total score!
I’ve been using the cream ever since, and I have yet to experience any breakouts from it. My skin is definitely a lot less flaky since I started to use it, and most signs of my drunken sleeplessness are well-hidden. Also, I feel a lot happier when I use it, because it smells so damn good (yay for aromatherapy, yo). I hate to say it, but I think Cream with a Sheen may have ruined my relationship with MAC Strobe Cream! I just end up applying Cream with a Sheen, my foundation, and then more Cream with a Sheen on top. I’m addicted. It’s like pretty happy crack that’s actually good for me. Yet again, KenzoKi has won me over with another excellent product.
KenzoKi Cream with a Sheen comes in a 1.7oz jar and retails for $58 - a little pricey, yes, but a little goes a long way. You’d never be able to tell I’ve been using mine for about a month straight. Plus, looking like you just had awesome sex plus slept for eight hours is priceless, no?




I think that by now, any reader of this blog has figured out that Elvira and I are polar opposites when it comes to our likes and dislikes, with the exception of our deep love of taupe eyeshadows. Physically, we just have different beauty needs. Elvira is the pale blonde I always dreamed of being; I’m tanned with black curls. Her skin is oily; mine is so dry you could peel it off my face. Elvira wears red lipstick; I wear red eyeshadow. Elvira hates Clinique makeup (and Clinique products in general, with one exception); I love Clinique, and that’s where today’s review starts.
Sometimes I feel as if I am indulging 10-year old Joey every time I buy a Clinique product, since it was one of the first makeup lines I ever used, but I have never been disappointed by the products - makeup or skincare. Really, I love every single item I have ever tried from the line, and over the years I’ve amassed an impressive amount of the makeup. My Clinique collection probably resembles a small counter at a department store, in all seriousness. I might as well start wearing the white lab coat and offering skincare analysis from my bedroom. I do have enough of the Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion to supply upper Manhattan...
Anyway, I am particularly fond of Clinique eyeshadows. Unlike Elvira, I find them to be pigmented, blendable, and long-lasting. Also, despite my being a total color whore, I appreciate the wide palette of neutrals that are offered in the various formulas and textures. I could definitely wax poetic about the cream eyeshadows especially, but today I’m going to focus on my latest acquisition: Color Surge Eye Shadow Quad in #110 Plum Seduction.

Color Surge is the overarching name of the Clinique powder eyeshadows, and they come in a range of formulas (Matte, Soft Shimmer, and Super Shimmer). The shadows are soft and lovely, and while most are them are more natural, every day colors, there are some non-earthtone colors in the line. The quad I chose is one of these, as you can probably assume from the name!
My beloved adoptive momma (Janine, of ALemmingADay) is a Clinique salesperson, and I ordered Plum Seduction from her during a recent GWP event. I was more than thrilled when I finally received it, because I had actually played with the quad a bit at Sephora. It’s so lovely in person, and it really appealed to both my love of purple and my love of taupe because it contains different shades of both colors!
Moving from L to R, there’s:


(with flash and from a little further away)
With a base, these shadows last about 7-8 hours, which I find to be pretty good. The colors are subdued enough to be appropriate for any environment, but they can definitely be punched up. The quad retails for $25 and I find it to be a great deal, especially since Clinique is always running some sort of GWP event - buy the shadow palette and get a ton of other fun stuff for free!
According to Pixi the eyeshadow is a mineral formula and it's supposed to brighten and lift eyes. The formula is supposed to be crease free and gives a "youthful glow of color to brighten the eye" They also claim that the shades are "holographic" with "3-D undertones" Ummm. Really? I didn't see that. Holographic? 3-D? What is this, Avatar? Um no. No holographic or 3-D component to this shadow at all. "Silky soft, they will treat, tighten and brighten" Yes to Silky Soft. No to treat, tighten and brighten. This isn't botox in powder form it's just eyeshadow!
However, if Target ever has a sale, or if you can find it for less than $14 USD I would pick it up. It's a decent taupe to have, fairly neutral and would work well on cool toned and warm toned skin.