
Sorry that posting of this poll is late. I've had almost no sleep. Little Darthypie is very sick. He has a fever and has to be on a nebulizer for the next 4-5 days. Terrible cough and wheezing and stuff. Thankfully he has the medicine he needs and he's always in good spirits and he rarely gets sick. Seriously. I think I'm blessed because he doesn't seem to get many major illnesses. I think he has had the flu...never and a fever maybe one a year...if that. I think it's because my house is so messy. What? Yes. I think that because he lives in a messy house his immunity is stronger than those kids that live in a uber clean house. I really don't think that, I'm just joking. Actually, that's what I wanted to talk about. Joking. My sense of humor is not for everyone. I get that. I don't even show you my real sense of humor because, well, I'm pretty sure I would offend 70% of you. I have a really dark sense of humor. That's not to say that I don't take many social issues very seriously, it's just to say that I can make fun of things that are terrible, because if I were to really dwell on what is terrible in this world I would be severely depressed/angry/psychotic. People with really a dark sense of humor are some of the most caring, empathetic and emotional people I have ever met. That being said, there is a time and place for all humor. Have I offended people on this blog, on Facebook and twitter? Yes. Am I sad about it? Yes. I never set out to offend anyone. I once offended a reader with a Facebook status. I felt bad that she was offended. I really did. She said she just couldn't follow me on Facebook any more and I understood and respected that. You see, having an opinion contrary to mine is perfectly OK. This reader was actually surprised when I e-mailed her back with an apology and an "I understand" message instead of a biting "Eff You!" response. I would never do that. Why should I? I had another reader tell me that I used too many curse words in my blog posts and it was offensive to her. I wrote her back and apologized and said I would try to avoid using them in the future. I still slip up now & then, but I do try to avoid using curse words as much as I can. She was cool with that. Did I joke about it later personally between a friend? Sure. But not in any malicious way. It was more so to joke about what a dirty mouth I had than to joke about someone being offended by my dirty mouth. It's not funny when I offend people. I take no joy in it. But I like to see the humor in things because life is too short to be so darn serious all of the time. There are some people I know that seriously need to lighten up. I don't say "Lighten up" flippantly. I mean, they are so dang serious about things, that I think that they would be a lot happier if they didn't take everything so seriously all of the time. But that's just me. Maybe they enjoy being so serious. Batman is pretty serious. I bet he's a real delight at parties...not. Some people take the Internet very seriously.

On To The Poll!
2. Favorite beauty and fashion trend of the moment? - The fresh dewy clean skin look. That means more options of tinted moisturizers, foundations and BB creams. I love me some foundations.
3. It's probably going to rain this weekend where I live, so what is your favorite rainy day activity? - Watching movies and/or baking! And by baking I mean scones, cookies and cakes. I might have to try out one of those fattening recipes I have pinned on my
Pinterest FOOD board. Of course I only have 28 pins on that board and most of them are for how to make chicken but I guess I can start pinning today! (oh before I had Darthypie, my favorite rainy day activity was playing w/ makeup)
4. What's your least favorite nail polish color? - Yellow. It just looks bad on me. I can't even bring myself to buy one to try it out again. I just don't wanna. Oh and anything crackle (I know crackle is not a color)
5. Do you know any jokes? Can you tell me one? - What do you call a fly without any wings?................. A Walk! Get it? A walk!!! *tap tap tap* Hello? Is this thing on?
1. Lip Of The Day? - lipbalm - it's Nuxe Reve de Miel in stick form if you wanna know it all
ReplyDelete2. Favorite beauty and fashion trend of the moment? - I really don't know. I'm stick in a rut, I'm looking for someone new and what I find right now are "nude" looks that translate into beige everything including lips and are highly unflattering on anyone. Not what I need.
3. It's probably going to rain this weekend where I live, so what is your favorite rainy day activity? - It rains all the time here, we just go on with our life and use that thing called an umbrella :)
4. What's your least favorite nail polish color? - anything that is light (pink or peach) and transparent. I don't mind pale colors but they need to be opaque.
5. Do you know any jokes? Can you tell me one? - I apologize in advance, I love stupid jokes the most.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin suddenly says “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” And so the other muffin jumps and screams “AAAAARGH! A talking muffin!!!”
See? I warned you.
LOL! I like that joke!
DeleteFirst off, I hope Darthypie recovers quickly and easily! It seems like so many people are down with a cold, the sniffles, allergies etc, self included!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you about humor. I've got a bit of the gallow's humor myself and my feeling about joking about horrible things is, "If I don't laugh, I'll cry." I'd rather laugh and thankfully I'm (usually) able to keep the reins on my tongue with people I don't know well and online. Usually. *cough* It's a struggle to keep all the f-bombs out of my blog. A struggle, I tell you. *hand to forehead*
1. Lip Of The Day? Just lip balm for me b/c I'm not over my cold. Carmex or Burt's Bees, whatever's handy.
2. Favorite beauty and fashion trend of the moment? ORANGE EVERYTHING. I always steered clear of orange before but I've found that chosen carefully, I CAN wear it well and I love it for summer/spring b/c it's so bright and festive.
3. It's probably going to rain this weekend where I live, so what is your favorite rainy day activity? To me there is nothing better than curling up with a book, some hot tea and a few cats on a rainy day.
4. What's your least favorite nail polish color? Brown. Even if the color itself is gorgeous I always think, "Poop-nails." I can't help it!
5. Do you know any jokes? Can you tell me one? Oh dear. I am the worst at remembering jokes!
Thanks. So far he is being a good boy. And yes. it's fucking hard as shit not to swear!
DeleteYou're fraking right about that! Damn it all to frell! (When in doubt, use sci-fi swears! haha)
DeleteHi Elvira,
ReplyDeleteI don't feel like doing the Thursday Poll thing, but I just wanted to say how sorry I am that Darthy is so sick. It sounds like Mom and the Doc have everything down pat for him, but it still sucks to be sick. Actually, you were not far off the mark when you mentioned that Darthy may get sick less often because he's exposed to more germs than other kids. (I used some euphemisms here.) This has been researched and commented on by scientists and doctors, all of whom are smarter than I. So there. Also, I agree with you 100% about dark humor and the state of the world. I always said, if you can't laugh about it, you'll cry about it; at least I will. Well, now you have my opinion on several things, and no answers to the Thursday poll. Now I feel bad, so I'll answer 1 question:
4. What is your least favorite nail polish color: Light pink. Actually, nearly every pink, even bordering on fuchsia. I am just not a pink person.
Ok, I feel better now, and I hope little Darthy makes a full and quick recovery.
Sophie
Aww. Thanks. Don't feel bad for not taking the poll. :-) I'm glad my messy house is making my son so strong!
DeleteAw, I hope Darthypie feels better soon! And as for your sense of humor, I love it, it's one of the things that has me hooked on your blog! And I highly recommend you use more curse words, not less. :P
ReplyDelete1. Lip Of The Day? - BB Golden Nectar l/g.
2. Favorite beauty and fashion trend of the moment? - Anything orange! In the past few weeks I've bought MAC Sheer Mandarin l/s, Chanel Tigerlily eye shadow and June nail polish, and the Sephora Tangerine Tango lip gloss set and lipstick.
3. It's probably going to rain this weekend where I live, so what is your favorite rainy day activity? - I'm with you, watching movies and baking are great for rainy days. I like to bake cookies and cupcakes though, haven't mastered scones!
4. What's your least favorite nail polish color? - Heh, yellow looks crappy on me too but I wear it anyway because it's my favorite color! My least favorite is non-shimmery light beige - anything that gives me "mannequin hands" is a no-go. Ick.
5. Do you know any jokes? Can you tell me one? - I can tell you two, actually.
1. Did you know that you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish?
2. Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Fish!
LOL @ The Surrealist joke!
DeleteScones are easy. just gotta make sure you keep the butter cold!
Aww, I hope Darthypie feels better soon!
ReplyDeleteI love and look forward to your Thursday Poll posts because I can really relate to your sense of humor :) That is a real compliment because I will admit to completely skimming over text-heavy blog posts on some other blogs... not naming names, though! I feel the same way about offending people except I'm such a wuss I usually just leave my personality out of it a lot... I bet my blog suffers as a result. Please keep kicking a$$ for the wimps who stand behind you!
1)Revlon Lip Butter in Peach Parfait - I've got lovely MAC all that glitters on the lid and Urban Decay Chase in the crease, plus UD Whiskey and Baked liners (which is an unexpectedly lovely combo) so I wanted something subtle on the lips to complement and not compete
2)Orange. But I always love it, I just like when something I love gets trendy.
3)Something with the husband ;) ;)
4)Red. Because I know several women who will ONLY wear red nail polish and to me restricting yourself to one color is like crrraazzzyyyy boring!
5)I like puns, which many people consider tiring, so I'll spare you (see what I did there?)
:-) Thanks! I skim too...sometimes even my own posts!
DeleteI hope you fearlessly prevail in your blogging and derive strength and encouragement from the many many supporters you have cultivated. I just subscribed today (no reason for being so "late" as I have been aware of your blog for quite a while), and just want you to remember how great you are and don't let the bastards even get you down, as they say ... xo Beth in Pgh ;-)
ReplyDeleteAww. Thanks Lizzybee! No ones getting me down. I just feel bad when I offend ppl when I don't mean to...oh wait. that's what you meant. OK. I'll be strong!
DeleteThis is my first poll participation!
ReplyDeleteJust want to say that as a too-busy mother of three, I heartily subscribe to the messy house = better immunity theory. Xoxoxoxo to Darthypie and his mama.
My appreciation of dark humor knows no bounds.
1. Lip Of The Day? MAC Viva Glam VI. I am forever spoiled by the amazing texture of Rouge D'Armani lipsticks, but I really love the color and finish of this one, even if I have to keep reapplying it and it's a little drying on me.
2. Favorite beauty and fashion trend of the moment? I'm also digging the orange/coral moment. As a redhead I can wear the hell out of this one. Honorable mention to the neon renaissance. I loved it in the 80s, and I like the way it's being used in accents now, especially in cute pedicures.
3. It's probably going to rain this weekend where I live, so what is your favorite rainy day activity? Knitting and napping!
4. What's your least favorite nail polish color? Greige, especially when it's that livery color. Just icky and unflattering to me.
5. Do you know any jokes? Can you tell me one? A guy walks into a bar, says "Ouch!"
Well Awesome! I'm glad you are participating! :-)
DeleteOh, SithMomma, Don't let the PC putzes get you down!
ReplyDelete1. Lip Of The Day?-- BE Pretty Amazing Lipgloss in Sass, from the Radiant and Refreshed kit. First nude lipcolor I've ever been able to wear without it looking orange.
2. Favorite beauty and fashion trend of the moment? -- Strong brows. I let them just sit in place for so long, now I'm finally using pencil and setting gel.
3. It's probably going to rain this weekend where I live, so what is your favorite rainy day activity? -- Reading while making soup and bread. I have a novel by Starhawk I've been wanting to finish.
4. What's your least favorite nail polish color? -- Bright Yellow. Can't stand it on anything but bananas and the occasional eyelid.
5. Do you know any jokes? Can you tell me one?-- Sure.
Q: How do get a songwriter off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Peace, Mari
It's all good Mari! I'm strong! LOL @ The songwriter joke.
DeleteElvira, LOVE your sense of humor as mine is very twisted also. I just get yours :) Like you, I never make it a point to offend someone. But I have a burning question that is making me criminally insane....why is it OK for someone to tell you that she finds your curse words on YOUR blog offensive to her? That's like someone coming in my house and telling me my decorating scheme is not to their taste. Um, really? I find it offensive that someone is so arrogant and self righteous that they think it's ok to tell you what offends them about something that belongs solely to you and something they don't have to participate it. What, did you hold this woman down and sit on her and make her read your blog with the curse words? This whole PC thing has gotten so out of hand. I wonder did it even occur to this person that you might find it offensive that she is trying to infringe on your right to free speech. I think you should have written her back and said fine, don't read my blog. Sorry for the rant, this kind of stuff just burns my butt.
ReplyDeleteWell to be fair, she said that I have a blog about BEAUTY and I should use beautiful language. I don't think she meant to be rude, but I can totally see how it could be taken that way. Trust me. I have a thick skin. I know there are people out there that don't like me for no other reason than they are just miserable people. Nothing I can do about it but laugh!
Deletehere is one my middle school student told me yesterday: why does peter pan fly? because he NEVERLANDS!
ReplyDeleteHee!! I love it!
DeleteYour reactions to those two readers were immensely graceful and thoughtful. I do find blogs that curse excessively to be a turn off but I've never noticed you cursing that much in your posts. We all need a good sense of humour to get through daily life if we want to keep our sanity, and I love yours!
ReplyDelete1) LOTD - Fresh rose lip balm. I'm eyeing the coral one from your review, I think I need it.
ReplyDelete2) Trend - I like the bright lips/cheeks with the orange, mostly because that's my fall-back look. I'm soooooo on trend when I have 5 minutes to do my face.
3) Rainy - Drifting in and out of sleep while I listen to the rain and then a pot of coffee, my couch, cracked windows and a good book. Perfect.
4) Nails - Swampy-puke green. I just don't get it.
5) Joke - I have a very dark/twisted sense of humor as well. So, how about a 'head nod' to a fellow dark humored, make-up obsessed geek? Honestly, I went to C2E2 (comic con) last weekend and rocked my Wonder Woman nails and red lips. And the jokes told that weekend are not the ones to share with the oh so serious internet.
1. LotD? Fresh sugar rosé lip treatment. My lovely birthday present from sephora!
ReplyDelete2. Favorite beauty trend? Sheer lips! I'm always a little scared to rock a bold lip.
3. Rainy day? I love to curl up with a book and some hot coco! It's so relaxing.
4. Nail polish? Omg! I hate crackle! It's so gimmicky. And gross.
5. Joke? All my jokes are in the worst sense of humor possible. My friends tell horrible, awful jokes. So I'll try to keep it pg with one of my little brother's personal favorites.
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
***what?
Get in the car.
Oh what the heck! One of my bad ones is...
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
***Why?
Because he was hit by a truck.
Hi Elvira,
ReplyDeleteI havn't followed your blog long, but one of the reasons I
now check every day IS your sense of humor. DH and I both have senses of humor (and pretty dark ones at that) Keep doing what your doing and being so gracious about the humorless souls in the world.
1. lip of the day - Mac Sheen Supreme in Ultra Darling
2. Fave trend - strong brows, I got em anyway so I'm right on point!
3. Fave rainy day activities, Hot chocolate or coffee with added delicious flavors, a really good juicy urban fantasy novel or watching my box set of Firefly for the millionth time.
3. Not a fan of yellow nails either - swampy green? Awesome! Corpe-sy grey? So me! but yellow just doesn't work.
4. I'm not so much into jokes as snarky situational humor
although a really cheesy pun will make me giggle like a loon...
One from Kindergarten, years past...........What day of the week do chickens hate the most?
ReplyDeleteFry-day!
I can laugh about pretty much any bad situation, it bugs some people, but it's better than being pissed off or depressed all the time!
ReplyDelete1. Lip Of The Day? - Burt's Bees Replenishing Lip Balm...boring I know :P
2. Favorite beauty and fashion trend of the moment? - Nothing comes to mind...but I do really like the In Extra Dimension eyeshadows I recently purchased.
3. It's probably going to rain this weekend where I live, so what is your favorite rainy day activity? - Shopping, dancing, or just walking about. I'm weird and I love the rain, perhaps because it never seems to rain here, and it reminds me of home.
4. What's your least favorite nail polish color? - Chartreuse. Pretty much the worst color for my skin tone.
5. Do you know any jokes? Can you tell me one?
I have made up one joke in my lifetime:
(it's super nerdy though)
What is a scientist's favorite flavor of gum?
.........pause........
experi-mint!
Told ya so
Hey Elvira, yes it was I who wrote you about something you said on a FB post that I thought was definitely over the top. You were so nice about it and suggested I unfriend you and just subscribe to your blog. That is exactly what I did and I it was exactly the right thing to do. Yes, I was expecting you to really "let me have it" but were very nice and I appreciated it. Love you, Elvira! I never miss your blogs!
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