Thursday, May 30, 2013

Thursday Poll

Thursday Poll

There is nothing worse than looking at a blank screen with a flashing cursor staring back at you. Mocking you. Laughing at the fact that your brain, which is usually filled with so many ideas and words, is now a barren wasteland with nothing but "Moves Like Jagger" lyrics bouncing around a cavernous hole that once was your imagination.

Just shoot for the stars

If it feels right

And aim for my heart

If you feel like

That is my brain at the moment.  I thought that by typing out the fact that I have writer's block it would allow my brain to wake up and come up with some super awesome topic, but alas, no.

All the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moooooooooves like Jagger

It's not working. All I can see is Adam Levine dancing around on stage without his shirt and all his tattoos covering his body.  He sure is pretty. He's too skinny for my taste, but he has a certain sex appeal none the less.

I don't need to try to control you

Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the mooooooooooves like Jagger

I don't even like Maroon 5 or even listen to pop music. I prefer bands like Tool, Nine Inch Nails, and Disturbed.  So why does this song invade every thought I have right now? I have writers block, and Adam Levine is not helping with his insipid lyrics about being able to dance like Mick Jagger.  Mick Jagger basically dances like an epileptic Parkinsons patient...or as some call it, "Crunking". Oh great. Now I'm gonna get haters because I made fun of a dance style that is over 10 years old.  When I did a google search on crunking I found all sorts of Crunking/Krumping videos, but Tommy The Clown (An awesome dude by the name of Thomas Johnson) showed up in my search. Here is a video:


The whole clown thing made me think of Insane Clown Posse or ICP and their fans, the Juggalos.  Now all clowns are evil (except Tommy the Clown), and all clowns probably carry knives or have bodies buried in a crawlspace under their home.  So I pretty much think any band that willingly wears clown makeup AND is as ignorant as ICP (They don't even know how magnets work!) 
(This 11 second video is NSFW due to bad language or NSFLife due to the fact that it's an ICP video)
is a pretty evil thing. This totally gets my mind off of the fact that I have nothing to write about and that "Moves Like Jagger" song is out of my head!  Whoot! Mission Accomplished!

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the mooooooooooves like Jagger

Nooooooooooooo!!
On To The Poll!


1.  Lip Of The Day? - Dior Addict Extreme Lipstick in Incognito #316. It's a nice nude lip that doesn't make me look like a corpse. I'm wearing a pretty dark and heavy eye today so I figured I should tone it down with the lip.

2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? Also known as an "Earworm". - Moves like Jagger, but usually it is Brittney Spears "Oops. I Did It Again". I don't know all the words, jut the chorus  so that on an indefinite loop in my brain is pretty crappy.

3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - Mattifying Primer. My skin still looks like a hot mess in summer as it does any other time of the year so I wear foundation all the time.  My mattifying primer from Mattify Cosmetics is a LIFE SAVER! It keeps me from melting and shining for several hours!

4.  True or False. All Clowns are Evil. (There is only one correct answer) - TRUE!

5.  Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? If you still tan in the sun or the booth, please don't let me know, because I'll worry about you. - I do not use any self tanners. I prefer to remain my ghostly shade of beluga whale white. My paleness is a badge of honor. It's almost offensive how pale I am. It's like saying a big "F*CK YOU" to all the people at the pool/beach/lake when reveal my pasty white skin to the public. I like it that way.

13 comments:

  1. 1. Lip Of The Day? - Smashbox Longwear Lip Color in Whirl

    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? Also known as an "Earworm". - That new Psy song...

    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - Same here, a good mattifying primer, or a blurring primer.

    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. (There is only one correct answer) - What are you gonna do if I say false... No wait I don't want to know, true, TRUE!

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? If you still tan in the sun or the booth, please don't let me know, because I'll worry about you. - I sometimes mix a little fake tan with my body lotion.

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  2. 1. Mally Pro Tool lip in Big Apple
    2. Now it's Moves Like Jaggar. Thanks. Yesterday it was The Queen is Dead, which is a million times better.
    3. I'm loving Barrow St liner by NARS
    4. Clowns are the devil. There has never been any doubt.
    6.Sometimes I use Beautisol, otherwise, I like to be pale.

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  3. That first clip was awesome, but I agree clowns are freaky and evil.

    1. Lip Of The Day? - Dior Addict Lipstick in Exotique from the Bird of Paradise collection. Pure love right there.


    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? Also known as an "Earworm". - Normally inane ad jingles are the first things to get stuck in my head ><


    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - Well it is winter where I am, but my summer AND winter must have is my Uriage Thermal Spray. On my must have wish list? More from Dior, just can't get enough.


    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. - TRUE, naturally.

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner?
    Far too lazy, though I have a bottle that I think came in a subscription box (it is a default thing they include, right?) in case I need to deglow for a moment.

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  4. 1. Lip Of The Day? - I actually have one today! Chanel's Rouge coco shine in Liberte, the only coral lip color I own.

    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? I have no idea and don't get me started!

    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - mmm anything with spf in it so I can avoid wrinkles and darkening my areas of melasma.

    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. Always True - can we say "It?"

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? I have attempted to use self tanner on my pasty white legs and it was ok but I'm lazy. lol Reapplying is such a pain. I'm afraid to try it on my face though, what if I turn some funky color because my skin is just that special snowflake that reacts oddly?! I just put on spf and go along with my natural skin tone.

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  5. 1. Korres Lip Butter-Pomegranate

    2. I have a 6-year-old, so it was likely some Nickelodeon or Disney Channel show theme song...

    3. L'Oreal Sublime Sun SPF 50

    4. FALSE; how can something that wears sooo much makeup, and has so much fu be "evil"?

    5. No; if I were intended to be tan, I would have been *born* that way...

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  6. 1. Lip Of The Day? - nothing but lipbalm today

    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? I think you just gave me your earworm :(

    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - This Works Perfect Skin Miracle!

    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. (There is only one correct answer) - yes, TRUE

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? Yes, when I can be bothered.

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  7. 1. Julie Hewett Gem noir

    2. hard knock life- Jay Z. I can't hardly imagine him pre-Beyonce

    3. Serum

    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil-> "Angela Carter -Night of the Circus"

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? Yes

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  8. 1. Lip of the day: Mac Fell my pulse with lipglass funtabulous (something lake that)
    2. Wham! before you go go and-or cinderella I'm not going to take it anymore (me and a coworker usually sing those two songs accapella , yah work sucks right now!)
    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list?Marcelle BB cream love that stuff!
    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. (There is only one correct answer) False but please DO NOT i repeat DO NOT hired a clown for your kids birthday if they are 3 years old and younger my friend did it and all the kids start to cry!
    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? I do not self tan, but I trained for Half-marathon and Marathon so I see a lot of sun all summer, I need a lot of sunscreen!

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  9. 1. Lip Of The Day? - OCC Lip Tar in Marion. I did a neutral-green eye, fresh-faced thing today, with a shoulder length realistic red wig.

    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? Also known as an "Earworm". - This freaking awful song someone linked me to laugh at. It's on Youtube, it's called "I Don't Want to be a Crappy Housewife." It's still hanging around, I'm trying to drive it out with Lykke Li's Get Some.

    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - 1. All the SPF I can reasonably cram on myself and 2. I can't do mattifying products, other than powders, they make me break out. So I try to use powder foundation when it's super hot, and just accept that my makeup is going to get sweated off where my sunglasses sit on my cheekbones, by my nose. I carry tiny jars of powder concealer and foundation, and a huge jar of my favorite finishing powder, and touch up as needed.

    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. (There is only one correct answer) - True, but a few use their evil powers for good between dragging people into sewers.

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? If you still tan in the sun or the booth, please don't let me know, because I'll worry about you. - Haha I'm totally the same way about my paleness. I get a ghost of a tan by summer's end, but I layer up on SPF moisturizer and sunscreen and more sunscreen. I look older tanned, and I still have some residual goth/alt stuff going on with my look, so I have no desire to be tan. I worked a few summers outside with no sun protection when I was younger, dumb dumb dumb me. I have some minor wrinkles as a result, at the ripe old age of 27. The slightest tan highlights those, so it's not even an option if I felt like being tan. Besides, I'm so intent on finding the bestest most matching foundation ever that I already spend too much on foundation. I can't afford to try a bunch of different shades in darker colors.
    The entire world can kiss my round pale ass if they want a tan me, as far as I'm concerned. It's an arbitrary beauty standard and I HATE THOSE. GRRR.

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  10. Lip Of The Day? - Juice Beauty Reflecting Gloss in Pink. It's my current favorite lip gloss, a "my lips but better" color.

    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? Also known as an "Earworm". - Thrift Shop by Macklemore. This may make me look like I have no good taste in music, but oh my goodness that song is the most dangerous "earworm" ever. (Also, I hate getting partial songs stuck in my head. It makes the loop repeat faster, thus making it all the more annoying).

    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - BB Cream! Because who wants to wear heavy foundation in the summer? Not me!

    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. (There is only one correct answer) - Super true.

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? If you still tan in the sun or the booth, please don't let me know, because I'll worry about you. - No, I don't use self-tanner. It just looks so scary and dark in the bottle that I've just never tried it. I have this thing about not wanting to look like an oompa-loompa.

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  11. 1. Lip Of The Day? - BITE Beauty Lush Lip Tint in Juice. It's one of my new favorite lip products!

    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? Also known as an "Earworm". - Fly Me to the Moon. I heard it playing on a car commercial and it's been replaying over and over again in my head ever since!

    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "Must Have" list? - I have the Mattify Cosmetics powder too and maybe I'm not using it right but I haven't had the same great results that you have. I should try applying it before and after makeup though--I've only been using it after :/

    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. (There is only one correct answer) - False? I don't care either way for them. They don't scare me but I certainly don't like them or think they're cute :P

    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self tanner? If you still tan in the sun or the booth, please don't let me know, because I'll worry about you. - I don't use self-tanner--don't need it. I tan SO fast! Even with sunscreen on. Today, I was outside for less than an hour with full SPF30 sunscreen all over and came back in STILL noticeably darker! Grrr....

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  12. 1. Lip of the day? Wet & wild spf lip balm in Raspberry. Spf and nice pink tint. Oh, and very cheap for a ton of product.
    2. What was the last song that got stuck in your head? I'm afraid to say it (it will happen again) Thrift Shop. The NSFW version with the F word and everything.
    3. What beauty item for Summer is on your "must have" list? Sunscreen and spf lip balm. I'm addicted to makeup blogs, but I actually don't wear all that much makeup. Weird.
    4. True or False. All Clowns are Evil. Logic says probably false, but my heart screams "True!."
    5. Since tanning in the sun or booth is a no-no for your health, do you use a self-tanner? Usually I'm shooting for pale and proud, but sometimes I succumb to self-tanner to even out the farmer's tan I inevitably get on my arms and chest, as well as reduce the glare off the legs if needed.

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  13. I love what you said about tanning. I am a northern european living among perfectly tanned spaniards. I swear I look like a ghost, and I am loving it :D

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