I have had this blush for a long while. I think I purchased it well over a year and a half ago. But for some reason I have not had a chance to write about it. Perhaps it is because I'm conflicted. You see. I ADORE Chanel Joues Contraste blushes. Their domed circles of pure pigment perfection send me into alliterative waves of orgasmic delight. But when I had the opportunity to purchase this Blush Imperiale from Edward Bess, well I was taken aback by how similar it is to my beloved Chanel.
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The blush I purchased is Desert Blossom is a dusty rose, neutral toned matte blush. The powder is perfectly pleasant and is markedly magnificently milled. The sheer shade it supplies is stunning. While this Blush Imperiale in Desert Blossom is translucent upon first application, it can be built up for a deeper deposit on your delicate cheek bones.
See? I'm using too much alliteration! How can this be? Alliteration is reserved for Chanel, or so I thought!
So I went to have a brain scan done. And as the doctors looked over the results with hushed voices and stern looks, I realized this was more serious than I thought.
You see, in the brain there are several parts. There is the frontal lobe, the parietal lobe, the temporal lobe, the alliteration lobe, the occipital lobe, the limbic system, The song lyrics and movie dialogue lobe, the hypothalamus, the aversion to clowns lobe (sometimes deformed or underdeveloped in people that are clowns or like clowns), the cerebellum, etc.
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In the Alliteration lobe, there is a Chanel Joues Contraste Lobe that is only developed in those with a makeup lobe that is more than 0.003% of the frontal lobe. Some how, the Doctors can't quite explain it, the Chanel JC Lobe has now evolved into an Edward Bess Blush Imperiale/Chanel JC Lobe. While not damaging to one's mind, it does explain why I'm positively peppy about this blush! The Doctors say that since my brain has now accepted an Edward Bess blush to my Chanel JC lobe, I might experience alliterative joy toward other blush brands in the future. They advised that I keep to a strict diet of Chanel and Edward Bess blushes and not to stray from that or else I run the risk of enlarging that lobe and adding multiple brands. The result may be fatal...for my bank account.
So as I am now "infected" or "evolved" to admire more than JUST Chanel blush I must warn you that you may also suffer this same "affliction" if you too pick up this Edward Bess Blush Imperiale. Thankfully the Blush Imperiale is only available in three colors. The Blush Imperiale is available for purchase on Sephora.com, and it retails for $42. Which I'm sure, to many (including me) is a little bit of stickler shock. But this blush is equal to the Chanel Joues Contraste blush in quality and pigmentation. I find it difficult to argue NOT getting one....but my makeup lobe is extremely over sized, so I have a hard time finding a reason not to buy ANY makeup. You understand, right?