Frequently Asked Questions
This is a Beauty Blog
I thought it was some sort of Sci-Fi Geek website for chicks?
Nope. Although I am a chick and a geek and I like Sci-Fi. But most of my readers are your general run of the mill beauty addicts between the ages of 18 and 55.
Nope. Although I am a chick and a geek and I like Sci-Fi. But most of my readers are your general run of the mill beauty addicts between the ages of 18 and 55.
The name for this website sucks. What the heck were you thinking?
I know. My bad. I assumed people knew what a Sith was. I know I don't have words like "Makeup" "Cosmetics" "Beauty" or "Glitter" in m URL. so Kudos to you for actually finding me!
Where do you find the things you review?
In stores I purchase the items, bring them home, photograph them, and test them. Sometimes people send them to me for review, but I never guarantee that I will review the item nor do I guarantee that if I do review it, that I won't point out if it sucks.
What's with all the Sponsors and Affiliates lately? You f***ing sell out!
What can I say? I am a whore for money....and taupe eyeshadow.
What is with all the different names you use?
Darthypie is my son, Mr. Sith is my Husband, Floydiepie is my bulldog and Cujo is my cat. I have only changed the name of my Dog. A 5 year old with access to google could probably get his real name.
So is your name Pink?
No.
HEY! I disagree with a review you wrote!
*Using Jedi Mind Trick* No you don't. You're wrong. Go away.
How do you come up with some of the things you write?
I usually use the thesaurus a lot, so I look like I have a capacious vocabulary. Then I draw from my own twisted mind and make up stories, but I always tell the truth about the products I review.
Your grammar and punctuation is terrible. Did you even graduate from High School?
Actually, yes. Yes I did. I was a B/C student. I even went to college. I even received a Bachelor's degree in Sociology. It's amazing what one can do with such poor punctuation and grammar skills!
No Seriously. Why are there typos and such in your blog?
No one is perfect. I'm also a terrible procrastinator and usually wait until the last minute to write something and then I have no time to edit properly. I hope you'll forgive me
Do you have a twitter?
Why yes. Yes I do. I'm incredibly entertaining but I'm entertaining in 155 characters so the Twitter limit of 140 characters makes my tweets not seem as funny as they actually are. Here is a link to my Twitter Account.
Are you on Facebook?
Isn't everyone?
Do you have a link to your Facebook Page?
Oh yes. Why didn't you say so? HERE it is.
How can I contact you?
You can hang out in front of Neiman Marcus with a sign that says "Free Taupe Eyeshadow" I'm usually there every few weeks. I'll see you.
No seriously. I want to give you money/send you products to review/send you a hate e-mail/ask you a question/praise your awesomeness/etc.
In that case, heyelvira (at) gmail (dot) com. I'll try to respond, but I am a serious slacker and sometimes I just don't have it in me to respond right away plus I do get a lot of e-mails so don't think I am a jerk if I don't.
How often do you update the blog?
I try to post Monday through Friday at least one post a day. I know some other blogs post multiple times a day, but I have a full time job and a lot of things to watch on my DVR before it reaches capacity so I can't maintain a more active schedule.
Can't you quit your day job and do this full time? You must be rich from this website!
Yeah! I can take the $200 a year I make off this site and retire in Fiji!
Yeah! I can take the $200 a year I make off this site and retire in Fiji!
Any other questions you want to see on this FAQ
send them to me at:
heyelvira (at) pinksith (dot) com
