Fresh Sugar Coral Lip Treatment - Review, Pictures, Swatches

Neighbor:  "Hey Elvira! Whachooooo dooooin?"

Me:  "Oh Nothin'  Just wearing my super awesome Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment in Coral."

Neighbor:  "Oh Em Gee! Is that the new one that is on trend with the Tangerine Lips this summer?"

Me:  "Yes. It is sort of a peachy coral.  Wait a second. Did you really just say Oh Em Gee?"

Neighbor:  "What?"

Me:  "Did you really just speak Internet speak out loud?"

Neighbor:  "I don't know, El Oh El. So is it super moisturizing and all that?"

Me:  "You just did it again!"

Neighbor:  "Did what?"

Me:  "Actually verbalize Internet speak like the letters L-O-L!"

Neighbor:  "I did?  Double You Eee. Is it super moisturizing?"

Me:  "Yes. It is super moisturizing and incredibly pigmented too. AND You did speak the letters L-O-L and W-E!"

Neighbor:  "Huh? Like, does it stain your lips slightly? Does it feel balmy like the other awesome Fresh Sugar Lip Treatments?"

Me:  "Like?  You just started your sentence with the word 'Like'."

Neighbor:  "So?"

Me:  "So. I didn't think people actually spoke like that in real life."

Neighbor:  "You just said 'Like' too! So The Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment in Coral, it's like, awesome, right?"

Me:  "Yes. It is awesome. It even leaves a bit of stain on your lips so when it wears off you still have a touch of color.  But I was using the word 'Like' in the proper context."

Neighbor:  "Sweet!"

Me:  "What?"

Neighbor:  "Sweet!"

Me:  "Yes. it does have the distinctive lemony sweet flavor that all Fresh Sugar Lip Treatments have."

Neighbor:  "Huh?"

Me:  "I said It has the...Oh never mind."

Neighbor:  "Where did ya get it?"

Me:  "Sephora.com. It cost twenty two dollars and fifty cents. Mind you, that's on par with some other high end brand sheer lipsticks, but The Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment in Coral is actually good for your lips."

Neighbor:  "I don't mind. Why would you think I mind?"

Me:  "What?"

Neighbor:  "I said I don't mind that it is in a park with other lipsticks."

Me:  "In a park? No 'On Par'. Equal to or on the same level."

Neighbor:  "Oh. I thought that was only in golf."

Me:  "..."

Neighbor:  "What?"

Me:  "Nothing."

Neighbor:  "Do I need it?"

Me:  "Yes. You need The Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment in Coral. You also might want to get a dictionary too."

Neighbor:  "Do they sell those at Sephora?"

Me:  "Dictionaries?

Neighbor:  "Yeah."

Me:  "You're strange."

Neighbor:  "Oh?"

Me:  "Yeah."

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